Everyone ALWAAAAAAYS blames the dog. Whether it’s food being eaten, farting, or in this case being the dirty one of the house hold!
I bet you anything, the dog is 90% cleaner that the woman’s god damn shoes! Has anyone ever noticed this about carpet cleaning commercials?! Everyone in them is guaranteed to be wearing shoes! This usually stands true with commercials involving vacuum cleaners too.
Maybe all that dirt and grime on your white carpet is from walking around with your shoes on! I know house-holds that will shoot you on site for stepping foot on the carpet with your filthy shoes and that’s why they stay clean!
These commercials also really bug me because it’s obvious they put extra dirt all over the carpets before the magic cleaning happens. Or in this case…there is an evil angry dirty face.
If only this poor dog could understand how it’s being portrayed to the world!
First off, I’ve heard this commercial MANY times, and I still can’t make out what the hell the reception lady is saying about 12 seconds in. All I can understand is camry…. which I guess is really all you need to hear to know they’re selling a car.. so congrats Toyota on your amazing commercial.
I just don’t understand how they couldn’t get her to annunciate or something, because the whole thing is one slurred attempt at rap…. Surely, there’s a sales person working the floor who can speak properly? Even the family is in awe because they have no idea what the f*$% she just said.
Anyways, the main reason I hate this commercial is because I can’t understand it. I also hate it because the real story line here has nothing to do with cars. The two women take time to bibble babble about how nice the other person looks. AKA, there is obvious tension between the wife and the receptionist, because she’s much younger and attractive, compared to the wife that they completely downplayed, while the husband is just standing there. He doesn’t say anything because, he knows better.
Whaaaaaat an a$$hole. Can I just say, that man is lucky the girl is obviously heavily medicated and happy about the situation, because I would’ve cut a b%$#h!
I always HATED people who took my clothes out of the shared laundry machines. Those people deserve a slow painful death! You are touching the clothes I just washed, with your dirty stranger fingers! Now I have to wash them again.
Now to relate the ad back to speed stick…. yes I can understand how the situation pertains to sweating… but the situation itself is stupid.
Don’t you think you’d be sweating balls if some huge leather clad biker dude showed up? Instead, it’s some ditzy girl who probably goes to the laundro-mat still to meet guys, because honestly how many people still go to those? So the situation is more slightly embarrassing than anything, and probably ends up with the two of them in bed later, because his pick up line is obviously going to work…..
I love how that line is where she finally get’s creeped out. “Wait what? You want to fold my laundry for me all the time? Well that’s absurd! We are not going to go have sex at my place now. How dare you.”
I mean, if you’re going to say the deodorant works.. make me think it really f%$@king works! This commercial is stupid and only pertains to those select few laundro-douchers who take peoples clothes out and get caught in the act of wanting to smell them. Perhaps that’s the audience they are after though.
So, here is the commercial. I’m sure you’ve all seen it, because it is pretty old. Recently, it started airing again, ALL THE TIME.
This commercial pisses me the F*$% off! Not only is it completely irritating, but it’s beyond stupid!
Where exactly did she wash her hair? I haven’t taken any long flights lately, but I’m pretty sure they still don’t put SHOWERS in the airplane bathroom. For varies reasons! I’m not an expert on planes, but I’m pretty sure that would cause problems with the whole flying part! Especially, if every woman on the plane decided to freshen up and wash their hair because they heard this idiot having such a good time with her shampoo.
That leaves two options for her to wash her hair. The toilet or the sink. Both equally stupid because you’re on a PLANE! Could you really not wake up like 15 minutes earlier, to take a shower and wash your hair before you travelled? Not to mention, the huge f^%king mess she is making in there! She’s splashing her hair and shampoo all over the place! She obviously hit the “call steward” button to deal with the flooded bathroom.
Now let’s get really logical. How did the shampoo get past security? I’m pretty sure the shampoo bottle is way over the restriction limit for carry ons. I can’t even take a bottle of water, let alone hand sanitizer that is over the limit.
This commercial is stupid. Why she had to be on a plane in the first place is the dumbest choice the writer of the commercial could have made…why not put her on a construction site in an out house? To me that makes about the same amount of sense.
Is your period like a waterfall? If so, you made need this other product to help you out instead.
This commercial bothers me. I just feel like feminine hygiene products haven’t had any drastic changes over the years, so why advertise? I’ve used the same brand my mom gave me since the day I “became a woman”, and no commercial is ever going to make me change. (Unless they are now glow-in-the-dark and have iPhone holders.) Otherwise, I feel like I don’t need to see an ad for pads/tampons.
This commercial, if anything, just makes me think girls today are stupider than before… or apparently I should’ve joined MENSA because I already know how a pad works…
She is probably old enough to have had her period for 10 years now…and she needs a blue liquid to know how it works? *Face palm* Is a pad that difficult? “I’ve been wearing pads for 10 years, but I never knew how they worked till I saw this very commercial with the blue liquid. DAMN, that s^%& is crazy! How does it do that!”
Without that blue liquid in the commercials, she probably wouldn’t be able to select a pad on her own. I mean, it’s not like they put ANY information at all on the packaging to help you out..right?! Maybe if we used the blue liquid in other commercials it would be easier for her to pick a car dealer, or a swiffer mop?
The blue waterfall image is moderately to highly disgusting.
Yeaaaaaah, just soak that image in a little more, and visualize way more than you want to….
I can’t compare my period to anything more than a leaky inconvenient faucet once a month. If you have a waterfall like that, I can’t imagine doing anything but sitting on the toilet for a few days and flushing every so often to keep up with Niagara Falls…in other words, you wouldn’t need pads. Maybe just some sort of flushing contraption so your arm doesn’t go to sleep?
Is this grossing you out? I am pretty grossed out myself…and in all honestly, I just feel bad for the actress in the commercial. I am dubbing her “the girl with the waterfall period” because the waterfall is the only thing I think of when I see this commercial.
My problem with commercials 